Saturday 3 December 2011

10 Reasons For Which You Are Still Single

While reading one of my own post "Lets Hit It", I realized there is a lot more which I want to write about this topic, and it has more to do with my problems with guys spoiling the image of BOYS, than my creative instinct.
So, here are 10 reason, which I think are the main factors for guys who even after trying are still single.

1. You have not actually tried yet, eye contact doesn't count you jerks.
2. Staring is more like "Checking Her Out" it is not eye contact.
3. If a girl says "No" to your ask code once, it doesn't mean "Try Again Later", It really does mean "NO".
4. Tie your pants around your waist, not your hips. Showing your a**-crack to the girls behind you is not cool.
5. If you are still single, stop pretending that it is so because you are not interested in girls, it doesn't make you cool it only makes you gay.
6. Stop waiting for her to say it herself, and ask her yourself if you are interested. At least you have the right to know that she is not interested in you.
7. Stop blaming the fact that you don't have money, because if you have money but no GUTS it doesn't work,  however if you don't have money but if you have GUTS, it can still work..
8. Laughing at other guys, girls and couples doesn't make you cool, it makes you cheap.
9. At least try and look into her eyes while talking to her, those things that you have been staring at, they don't talk. :-/
10. If you have tried more than once, and you are still single than reading this post is not going to help you :-P

p.s:
Its better to use deodorants :P  And your chest hair peeking out of your shirt ai'nt gonna help you, at least not with the ask code ;P

And an important note for all losers in the world, if a girl is talking to someone you know or any other guy, it doesn't make her an easy target or it also doesn't make it a compulsion for her that she has to talk to you too, it only means GET YOUR OWN LIFE.

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