10 Reasons For Which You Are Still Single

While reading one of my own post "Lets Hit It", I realized there is a lot more which I want to write about this topic, and it has more to do with my problems with guys spoiling the image of BOYS, than my creative instinct.
So, here are 10 reason, which I think are the main factors for guys who even after trying are still single.

1. You have not actually tried yet, eye contact doesn't count you jerks.
2. Staring is more like "Checking Her Out" it is not eye contact.
3. If a girl says "No" to your ask code once, it doesn't mean "Try Again Later", It really does mean "NO".
4. Tie your pants around your waist, not your hips. Showing your a**-crack to the girls behind you is not cool.
5. If you are still single, stop pretending that it is so because you are not interested in girls, it doesn't make you cool it only makes you gay.
6. Stop waiting for her to say it herself, and ask her yourself if you are interested. At least you have the right to know that she is not interested in you.
7. Stop blaming the fact that you don't have money, because if you have money but no GUTS it doesn't work,  however if you don't have money but if you have GUTS, it can still work..
8. Laughing at other guys, girls and couples doesn't make you cool, it makes you cheap.
9. At least try and look into her eyes while talking to her, those things that you have been staring at, they don't talk. :-/
10. If you have tried more than once, and you are still single than reading this post is not going to help you :-P

p.s:
Its better to use deodorants :P  And your chest hair peeking out of your shirt ai'nt gonna help you, at least not with the ask code ;P

And an important note for all losers in the world, if a girl is talking to someone you know or any other guy, it doesn't make her an easy target or it also doesn't make it a compulsion for her that she has to talk to you too, it only means GET YOUR OWN LIFE.

Hang On

Anyone can give up, it is the easiest thing in the world to do. There are times when everyone would expect you to give up, and they would all understand if you did except that one stubborn being who doesn't want you to give up. If you give up then, no one will be disappointed except that insane person, everyone else will appreciate you and understand you for what you did, only that crazy stupid being will fail to understand the logic of you giving up, and he will do that forever.

But if you hang on, if you don't give up when it is the most easiest thing in the world to do and hang on to that one person, that person must be very special. Lucky duh!

Lets Agree To Disagree

Mum: 'Why r'nt u doin well at univ beta?'

Me: 'Cuz i neva wan'd to b an engr ma'

Mum: 'what did u want then, trolling around just like all those cousins of yours?'

Me: 'Stop it ma dont start at that again, I neva wan'd to b an engr cuz i wan'd to do sumthing... sumthing creative'

Mum: 'thats what engineering is, creative!! is'nt it? :-O'

Me: 'NO :#'

Mum: 'y not? engineers r meant to design things, inovate ideas, is'nt that all creation?? what else do u call creativity?? :s'

Me: 'this is the whole point, u neva kno what m tryin to say u think so differently :/'

Mum: ' :-O how can u say that, v think the same since the beginning :/... dont v both like "DAAL CHAWAL" like mads?? and "BERYANI" too... n still u think v think different :-S'

Me:....... Pause.

Any resemblance to me or you is creativly co incidental... no rights reserved u can sue me if u feel so.

The Awkward Silence

Every time in a couple fight, there would come a point when you feel like you would puke out if you have to bear even a single more minute of anger from the other side, and thus you warn your partner saying:

"Believe me, You think I am made of steel, but once my tolerance reaches its limit, I am gonna go totally outrageous and then you will be guilty and ashamed for pushing me this far"

While on the inside, you are actually afraid of the thoughts in your mind that if it happens to continue like this there might come a point when you become incredibely more calm. Yes, not outrageous because you don't know how to be that, but more calm, so calm that your own silence will make you feel awkward. 

The voice of a suppressed lover - things I do for love. 

One-Liner

For a long time, i wanted to write a blog in one thought provoking line, guess i just did it.;)

Lets Hit It

Yeah this is what guys mean when they are trying to b nice and random, quick-witted and not concerned about personal stuff. This is what they actually mean.

• Haha I know all about Relationships/Girls, trust me I can read faces and observe people (tryin to sound wise n cool)
• Naah I am single or Um its kinda complicated (yea consider me for time-pass v can eventually hangout n date my gf is out of equation)
• Never trust Boys (u should'nt trust the guy ur into he must b cheating on u, so lets cheat on him... how do u like me :p)
• All boys/relationship are like this, they are all the same (yeah whatever ur story is, its boring n repeated, nothing fresh or new., wana try new?? how do u like me :p)
• I have been in a relationship, I am not a relationship guy (my relationship status is out of equation i am just lookin to date u time-pass u know, and m not a relationship guy means its not for long, no strings attached :p )
• Naah she is not my type (hey ur just the opposite of her, lets date)
• These relationships suck (if u can skip ur relationship v can hook up *for a while*)
• I haven't shared this with no other girl (xcept those whom i was hitting on, jux like u)
• Um its your personal stuff and i don't want to intervene but you can ask me for advice if you need one (yeah i can convince u to forget abt ur bf n think abt me if u would let me)

Yes. They are hitting on you stupid beings.

Love is like Underwear.

Being with you makes me feel like I am in my underwear, and nothing else. Yes. Imagine yourself walking in your home all naked just in an underwear, your favorite underwear, no limits no bounds just being yourself completely and freely. Its a very comfortable moment, full of freedom. In an underwear, your worried less, careless and yourself. You might bother a little about how are other people going to think about it, and that might make you uncomfortable at some level, but isn't it the beauty of being yourself?? You don't bother what others think you do what you want to, what makes you feel good. You feel free, you are being your true self. And that is what matters even if your being naked a lil.

Loving You is the same thing for me. I would be myself, free, careless, comfortable and satisfied. And that is what matters for me i don't care what others think and i don't want you to think that too, as long as it makes both of us happy, lets roam around in our underwear, our favorite underwear, and nothing else.

p.s: the term underwear here means a lose short in which you are comfortable :p lov